Nooooooo I got blackout drunk on New Years and talked about my boyfriend’s dick with some stranger. Then I threw up. Nooooooooooooooo.
The next time I hear or read someone going on about how ~being lighter than air~ and ~so thin i walk between raindrops~, I’m going to tell them about the time I binged and purged a whole pepperoni pizza and a chunk of pepperoni got wedged in my sinuses. I sneezed it out an hour later in front of one of my roommates and I told her it was a piece of my brain. I fasted for four days after that.
lolz ana && mia 4lyfe nothin tastes better than thin feels yall